Meet the Whackers!

Meet the Whackers

Welcome to the "Worst Golfers Club" - a community dedicated to helping golfers everywhere achieve new levels of ineptitude on the course! Here, we don't care about improving our scores or hitting better shots. No, we're all about sharing tips and tricks on how to be absolutely terrible at golf. From choosing the wrong clubs to purposely slicing every shot, our members are experts in the art of failure. And don't worry if you're not quite as bad as the rest of us - we have plenty of "How NOT to Golf" tutorials and instructional videos to help you on your journey to becoming a complete and utter disaster on the links. So come join us and embrace your inner hack - because sometimes, it's more fun to be bad than good.

Our team of writers, "The Whackers!", is here to bring you a mix of humor, commentary, and occasional helpful tips. We may not always know what we're talking about, but we promise to entertain and engage you with our content. Whether you're looking for a good laugh, a dose of sarcasm, or some golf-related knowledge, we've got you covered. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride with "The Whackers!"

• Champ: Our team's best player who always fucking beats everyone.
• El Jefe: That's "the boss" in Spanish!
• Mr. Steely: He owns a lot of Steely Dan records, so why not name him that?
• OZZY: No relation to the famous musician, but please keep the bats away.
• Rambler: A damn Yankee.
• River: Old damn man river and his damn shoulder that was blessed down upon him with the strength of a 95 year old.
• The Coach: He coaches everything except golf, so this should be interesting.
• The Doctor: He supplies the goodies at the course.
• The General: He keeps us all in line and at the back of the line with his scores.
• The Professor: He has tricks for days and gadgets for miles. You'll definitely learn something from him.