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The Bunch Gets to Dubbs
The Bushwood Bunch, a group of self-proclaimed "whackers" are making waves in the world of golf - by being absolutely terrible at it.
Their latest achievement? A combined score of 800 strokes at the notoriously challenging Dubbs Dread course. It's a feat that they claim is due to their "greatness" as golfers, but others might attribute it to their complete lack of skill and coordination.
"We may not be the best golfers out there, but we sure do know how to have a good time," says Whacker-in-Chief, The Coach keeping score. "We're like a bunch of happy-go-lucky goofballs out there on the course. We're just lucky nobody's been injured yet."
Despite their lack of success on the green, The Bushwood Bunch remains optimistic and committed to their craft - even if that craft is consistently racking up high scores and losing balls left and right.
"We're not ones to give up easily," says theCoach. "We'll keep swinging away, even if it takes us all day to get through one hole. Hey, at least we're getting some exercise, right?"
So if you're ever in the mood for a good laugh and some truly awful golf, look no further than The Bushwood Bunch. Just don't expect to see any birdies or eagles - unless they're of the feathered variety.