Song Sunday - Edition V1

This goes out there to all the Golfers' on this nice damn Sunday morning! Tune up your favorite Weird Al Instrumental. [ clickable link to youtube video ]

Golfers Paradise

Verse 1: As I walk through the fairway of the 18th hole, I take a look at my scorecard and realize I'm not in control, But that's just perfect, 'cause I like to play it cool, And sink those birdie putts like I'm some kinda pool shark fool.

Chorus: 'Cause I'm playing golf in paradise, Making bogeys like it's nothin' but nice, I'm living the high life with my 9-iron by my side, And I'm always ready to take on the greens with pride.

Verse 2: Got my golf cart rollin' and my clubs are stacked, I'm headed down the fairway, no need to look back, Got my caddy by my side, he's got my yardage and my balls, And I know I'll make this shot, even if it's through the trees and walls.

Chorus: 'Cause I'm playing golf in paradise, Making bogeys like it's nothin' but nice, I'm living the high life with my 9-iron by my side, And I'm always ready to take on the greens with pride.

Bridge: I ain't never been a gangster, I don't know how to shoot, But I can drive a ball straight and sink a putt without dispute, I may not have street cred or a pimped out ride, But I'll always have my trusty putter by my side.

Chorus: 'Cause I'm playing golf in paradise, Making bogeys like it's nothin' but nice, I'm living the high life with my 9-iron by my side, And I'm always ready to take on the greens with pride.