Arnold Palmer Invitational 2023 Recap

For the second damn time in a row...

Arnold Invitational

As a self-proclaimed hipster god of beverages, I take my Arnold Palmer seriously. So seriously, in fact, that I spend hours hand-squeezing lemons and brewing the perfect tea to create the freshest, most artisanal Palmer known to man.

But as I was carefully pouring my perfectly balanced concoction into my vintage glass, the unthinkable happened - I missed the last 30 minutes of the Arnold Palmer Invitational. All that time and effort wasted, all because I was too busy being a pretentious hipster.

As I watched in horror as the final putts were made, I couldn't help but feel a sense of shame. Was my love of the perfect Palmer worth missing out on the thrill of the game? Should I have just settled for a pre-made, store-bought version and actually watched the tournament?

But no, I couldn't let myself succumb to the convenience of mediocrity. I knew I had to take a stand for all the hipster beverage gods out there. We may miss out on the occasional sports game, but damn it, our drinks are fresh as hell.

So I poured myself another glass, raised it to the TV in salute, and took a long, satisfying sip. And even though I missed the end of the tournament, I knew deep down that my Arnold Palmer was the true winner of the day.

In conclusion, sometimes our quest for artisanal perfection can lead us down a path of pretentiousness and missed opportunities. But as long as we stay true to our hipster beverage roots, we can hold our heads high and sip our drinks with pride - even if we miss out on the occasional sporting event.